Seriously, I’ve been playing this fucking thing and I just had to toss down my controller right now after the (K)Clyde scene to just…I don’t even know!!!
This game is everything I could ask for and more. Like holy shit, I expected it to be good regardless due to my love for South Park, but I didn’t expect it to be *this* good!!!
I am seriously right now when I am saying I am in fucking tears after the part with Clyde because this just keeps getting better and better…like I thought “wow this is amazing and I guess this is what is going on,” BUT NO, then there’s just *another* story element that makes this extremely epic. I *am* crying because of how beautiful this is in an artistic and written aspect.
I know my emotions are really out of whack right now, or else I wouldn’t have literal tears leaking down my face.
And it’s so so so so so SO offensive, it’s great. I am at the point where I don’t fucking care if tumblr wants to maim me for saying that, but I just love how this is going beyond the effort to piss people off.
Then it’s also…reference…oh my god…I purposely didn’t read *anything* about SoT this past year, so I have *no* idea what it was about or what it had in it (because I had a feeling I would need to not know for when it came out)…and my favorite thing?? Zombies!! And…and…Nazi Zombies with actual clips of Hitler’s speeches for their dialogue…Cows with swastika armbands….and then the parody of Night of the Living Dead movies (which are my favs).
Then there’s just some little extra bonuses that make me dsfuhdifs like…oh my fuck, Princess Kenny…she’s kissing an flashing all the boys. All of them.
And…and when Karan tells Douchebag that hsufhsifd, “My sister told me she thinks you’re cute.” I just hdsufihisfhi
Then story aside, it’s /insanely/ fun!!! I mean, the last time I had *this* much fun playing a video game was in 2001 with Devil May Cry for PS1, and I could never find anything that matched up to that since…maybe even a bit more fun even!
I usually HATE RPG’s. I usually have /no/ patience for them at all, but I’m like…HOLY SHIT YES with this.
And Taco Bell…oh my god, Taco Bell….
Okay, I’m going to go back to crying now as I mash the A button to poop.
imagine your otp punching each other right in the face
if you dont like peeps get the hell away from me
do you mean people or is there something american called peeps
either way *gets the hell away from you*
THE FUCK IS THAT IT LOOKS LIKE CANARY SHIT I’M LAUGHING SO HARD
hey now you have not liVED until you’ve had a peep ok
Wait, did we do it? Do we finally have something other countries don’t have/know about?? We’re not the ones who are out of the loop for once?
Cut for warning of bitchiness and unintended rudeness—but thus rude of me.
Don’t even think about fucking me unless you have these condoms
(requested by anonymous)
FACT OF THE DAY: zebras’ stripes are not always black and white. sometimes they are black and orange
this is a giraffe
characters doing things that cause everybody secondhand embarrassment makes me feel alive
society: dare to be different!
society: whoa not THAT different you freak