a harry potter au where potions is taught by gordon ramsay
Character Artwork by Makani
Help I’m Draco Malfoy.
I…. am Snape.
OF COURSE I’M RON WEASLEY. OF COURSE I AM RON. WEASLEY.
Draco. Slytherin. Yes.
Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!
DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED
are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD
can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you
Quick, somebody write a book series about the adventures of Magic Prodigy Science Wizard!!!
PLEASE SOMEONE JUST DO IT
I’m suddenly really interested in this character.
I’m in love.
does hogwarts have any scene kids
don’t you remember ebony dark’ness dementia raven way
she’s Goth not scene you preps
Professor Snape actually faked his death. He now works for what the muggles call “American Airlines.”
Please get on flight three hundred and ninety fourrr.
There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations on this flight.
Please do not leave any baggage unattended, people might think you’re…………………….
up to something.
The second comment tho. I’m literally crying.
Lets play a who has more guilt and self-loathing game. I’ll go first.
Wait…I see this post, and then I hear myself thinking, “Is there a reason why these are all my favorite characters from said series (except for the Doctor Who one since I haven’t seen it)…and I have rp’ed 4 of them, 2 of them extensively…
I think we are forgetting the greatest of them all
WHEN THE HELL IS IT MY TURN.
OMG. LOOK AT COOKIE.
You forgot one
woops almost forgot
I literally said “oh my god” outloud at the Jensen one
I LOST IT AT ROMNEY
*Demon kills girlfriend*
YER A WINCHESTER, KEVIN
i’m just kevin
I like these students
somewhere trip is crying
IMMA PEEEEEEEEE OMG
I get so angry that they deleted this because it’s such an important part of Dudley’s character - while he was jerk, the reason he was jerk wasn’t because he was simply a jerk, it was because of his upbringing and never learning what he was doing was wrong. He was a good person who didn’t know how to be good because he’d been spoilt and friends with the bullies all his life. He never saw the point in being nice because that was seen as being “weak”.
But then the dementors came, and he saw the worst thing, the thing that scared him more than anything: His true self. He saw what a bully he was and how pathetic he was, and how he didn’t have any true friends. And worse yet, Harry saved him - that surely would have made him feel worse. He’s seeing all the terrible things he’s done to Harry, and yet Harry still cares for him and he wishes he could be as good and as brave and decent and humble as Harry - but he didn’t know how.
He doesn’t know how to change, because he’s never been a “good guy” in his whole life. He’s always been tough and abusive and gets whatever he wants without having to think of other people because he didn’t realise how much he hurt them. But now he does, and he wants to change and make up for what he’s done to Harry, but he didn’t know how, so he left him a cup of tea outside his bedroom. Because he’s not good with words and feelings, and that was his way of saying he’s sorry for what he put Harry through.
And then here, it doesn’t seem like much to someone who hasn’t read the books - but all Harry’s life with the Dursleys as a waste of space - as less than nothing. Dudley used to treat everyone not in his gang as less than nothing, and for Dudley to say this - for him to acknowledge that Harry is a person - show’s that he has come so far. He still has a long way to go, but the fact he is trying to make up for what he’s done shows that he’s developed and that his adulthood won’t be a guy who probably would have ended up in jail before he was twenty, but a guy who’ll perhaps become a champion boxer with a spouse and kids.
And then I think about how they managed to find time for Harry and Hermione dancing and not this and I want to set a lethifold on Yates.
I thought this scene was really important too because of the above. Here, Dudley was directly contradicting something his parents always told him. His parents, who he always was in lock step with as a quite flanderized bully character. But unlike Vernon and Petunia, Dudley was finally able to see Harry as a worthwhile person, and even show a little gratitude to him. I really loved how, even at this late moment, Dudley was given a moment of change and growth. And it’s a shame it got cut from the movie.
That Hufflepuff and Slytherin, they’ve been missing most of their classes and flunking! It’s like they don’t care about anything but ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ each other.
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Well…here it is, the horrible “cool and edgy” story of my oc…Here’s the rp blog if anyone wants to play, too: http://welcometohelena.tumblr.com/ <—annoying auto-play music.
Helena Loretta Evert
Sex: Female. She is rumored to be intersexed by some, but that is unconfirmed.
Race/Ethnicity: Scandinavian (Swedish).
Height and Weight: 5’7”; 158lbs
Wand: Hazel with Dragon core, fourteen inches, unyealding.
Pet: An all-black cat named Ekips.
Favorite subjects: Deference Against The Dark Arts, Divination, and Care of Magical Creatures.
Least favorite subjects: Flying, Charms, and Potions (even though she is rather good at making them).
History: Helena was born in Sweden of a Muggle mother and father. Being birthed prematurely, she was often ill as an infant. This resulted in high-fevers and brain damage that would cause her mental illnesses from not having the proper chemical balance. Due to her abnormal mannerisms, she was treated how any child would be treated that didn’t fit the mold would be.
When her letter from Hogwarts arrived, it was discarded as junk mail. The Wizard that was in charge of keeping an eye on Helena to make sure she would “get there”, abducted the 11-year-old to the UK. He decided she should be kept out of the world due to her homicidal tendencies that she displayed growing up. Instead of trying to help her, he felt it best to lock her up in order to keep her to himself in a “crooked” love that lead them to having charms and spells in order to keep them “safe”.
When Helena turned 16, she ended up murdering /that man/. All the charms and spells were broken, and so was the lock. In a literal bloody mess, she wandered the streets of England. While authorities wanted to help the girl, the Ministry of Magic got to her first.
After a tiresome debate, it was decided that she should attend Hogwarts to learn of their word correctly, despite her age.
Without hesitation, the sorting hat placed Helena into Slytherin. In general, the students felt awkward around her due to her age.
Personality: Simply put, aloof. The young woman is often angry and irritable, but she has a tendency to turn that into sarcasm and distorted laughter. Her favorite are Hufflepuffs. Helena loves ‘playing’ with them the best, because she finds them to be the most innocent and kind out of the houses. In her eyes, the world is nothing but lies and darkness, so making others “wake up” to the reality is something she enjoys doing.
This gets her in trouble often, both with professors and her peers. Most of the other Slytherins like Helena’s corrupted mindset, but the other houses view her as either weird-and-scary, or pathetic-and-laughable.
Due to being locked up for 4 and a half years, she has trouble conforming to the rules. The most notable of her rule-breaking is her wardrobe and her promiscuous nature.
Future: The nickname “Moon Quffle” was silent addressed to Helena because of one particular night.
A couple of Slytherins started to become crossed with her for a certain reason that had to do with Hufflepuffs. They felt she was betraying her fellow Slytherins by spending “too much time” with them (or perhaps one in particular).
Helena cared not of what they said, which only offended the pair of Slytherins more since they prided themselves on sticking together.
The next day, the Slytherins hurt a Hufflepuff, casting all sorts of nasty hexes upon them.
Helena acted like seeing said Hufflepuff in such a state was funny, and it was what she needed to realize the pair of Slytherins were right. She told them she had something special that she wanted to give to them as a thank you for making he realize the truth. However, this item as so rare, that it’s box could only be opened by the light of the full moon. They set up a time then to meet on the Quidditch field where there would be good lighting.
The three of them arrived, a couple Disillusionment charms were casted, and blood poured over the field. She had beaten the two Slytherins to death with a bludger.
While Helena got rid of the bludger, she kept a Quaffle that had some blood splattered on it as a
For a while there was no proof what Helena had done, but rumors spread thanks to the three Slytherin’s interactions of the preceding days of the incident. One girl had claimed she saw the “moon quaffle” that night, with it’s shimmering crimson sparkling in the night’s light.
After a while though, the moon quaffle was found in Helena’s possession, and the blood remaining on it was proven to be be of the two deceased Slytherins.
She has a date to arrive to Azkaban…
Flaws: Nearly completely blind, schizophrenic, and borderline personality disorder.