I was looking through old pictures, and I forgot that this was actually a thing.
I finally made a fantroll. I know he seems OP but it took him like 3 days just to go godtier so it’s cool.
oh my god
Don’t talk to his lusus like that
Like the story of Jesus Christ. I’m sure the Roman soldiers wanted to hang out at the Pantheon and stare at tits all day, but they knew they had a duty to kill Jesus.
…sorry, it’s just on my mind at the moment…
if you plan on going out that day
I can’t believe I saved this to my computer T.T
“Joseph jacked off until he came, and put his seed into a turkey baster, and gave it to Mary, who squirted it into herself, and she conceived;
And, nine months later, she gave birth to a son, whom they named Jesus.”
Fandom: The Bible (Jesus/Hitler)
“Hitler wrestled Jesus down onto the floor one afternoon and gave the Lord the best blowjob he possibly could, complete with rimming and a stinky pinky. After our saviour blew his load and shared a salty kiss with the Furor he felt something cold slide onto his softening member. Looking down, he saw it: a golden cock ring with the biggest diamond this side of the Nile! “Oh Addy, does this mean what I think it means?” Hitler was too choked up to say anything, but he nodded. Jesus threw his arms around the Aryan hunk. ‘Oh, Hitler, you’ve made me the happiest girl in the world!’”
WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ?! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?
Apparently God has everything planned out for us but we also have free will???
My brain is so full of fuck that I can’t comprehend that. Wouldn’t that mean free will is either an illusion or God doesn’t know/only has a basic idea?
The Bible: A book of hypocrisy in it’s finest form, so that people are able to pick and choose option (A) or (B) for whatever works in terms of their current situation….all the while going back to be able to point their fingers at “the good book”.