I was looking through old pictures, and I forgot that this was actually a thing.
“Joseph jacked off until he came, and put his seed into a turkey baster, and gave it to Mary, who squirted it into herself, and she conceived;
And, nine months later, she gave birth to a son, whom they named Jesus.”
Don’t forget bunnies ~ Leviticus 11:6
Apparently God has everything planned out for us but we also have free will???
My brain is so full of fuck that I can’t comprehend that. Wouldn’t that mean free will is either an illusion or God doesn’t know/only has a basic idea?
The Bible: A book of hypocrisy in it’s finest form, so that people are able to pick and choose option (A) or (B) for whatever works in terms of their current situation….all the while going back to be able to point their fingers at “the good book”.
Out of all fictional characters ever written…right now, I’m not relating to Harry Potter, Frodo, or even Peter The Rabbit. Right now I’m relating to Lucifer/Satan the most. I don’t understand how people hate him so much. I love his character and everything he stands for, and that’s part of my problem.