1. crying.
my cat Spike actually does this to me when I start to cry.

    crying.

    my cat Spike actually does this to me when I start to cry.

  2. hatefulofhollow:

I should actually start doing this. There’s a few cats that roam around my complex.

    hatefulofhollow:

    I should actually start doing this. There’s a few cats that roam around my complex.

  3. lesincompetent:

    I’m gonna reblog this until everyone in existence knows about this

  4. gemmacorrell:

Sky Cats for Open Skies - The Design Issue

    gemmacorrell:

    Sky Cats for Open Skies - The Design Issue

  5. I am an evil manipulative bitch.
I am sin incarnated. 
I am controlling. I push my mad views on others. 
I am a plague that won’t let things rest.
I preserve malevolence for you.
Satan loves me.

    I am an evil manipulative bitch.

    I am sin incarnated. 

    I am controlling. 

    I push my mad views on others. 

    I am a plague that won’t let things rest.

    I preserve malevolence for you.

    Satan loves me.


  6. ask-karfuckass-vantgog:

    Not only does this make me laugh my ass off, but it freaks my cats out. Instant reblog.

  7. gil-narmor:

Our cat, Godzilla, decided while I was counting the money from Bronycon that it was a nice place to lay down.

She is a fucking stripper whore.

    gil-narmor:

    Our cat, Godzilla, decided while I was counting the money from Bronycon that it was a nice place to lay down.

    She is a fucking stripper whore.

  8. reelbigwade:

    “There are…there are people in there.”

    “Oh God there is a cat on the railing!!!”

    Cats will always be worshiped as gods, even if only subconsciously. 

  9. Why cats have no thumbs...

    • Spike (one of the cats): *leans in to nom on my dinner*
    • Me: HEY!
    • Spike: *Kinda nonchalantly looks at me*
    • Me: Don't even think about it...
    • Spike: *goes back to looking at my food*
    • Me: *does the "I"m watching you" gesture*
    • Spike: *ignores me while continuing to stare at my food*
    • Me: Oh, look at me! I'm Spiiiike! Look at all the fucks I do NOT give! I don't give out fucks so much, I don't even have thumbs! Because I don't need them! Because I don't give out any fucks!
    • Spike: still not caring
    • Me: *realization* Patricia, I think I just figured out why cats have no thumbs. They don't need them, because they give absolutely no fucks.

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